You're taking notes, right?

[riot_nrrrd]

This was originally in Kris' Live Journal, transcribed from a conversation we had on the phone yesterday, but I thought it was worth reiterating, just so y'all know how to make me a happy grrl.

Speaking of Kris, I'm going to hang out with her again today. But it's OK this time, because she's bringing quarters... so at least I'll get something for my body this time. ^_~



Ways to Turn Adrienne On (read: How to Disarm an Evil Overlord)

1. Fornication.
2. The Home Shopping Network.
3. Quarters. Lots of quarters.
4. Copious amounts of hair gel.
5. Apes with hand grenades.
6. Ramrods.
7. Ancient Romans.
8. Televangelists.
9. Talking about fornication.
10. Spankings.
11. Bad Australian Accents.
12. Blowtorches.
13. Thinking about fornication.
14. Flyfishing.
15. Geriatric boy bands.
16. Starbucks.
17. Latex gloves.
18. Ten gallon hats.
19. Damning others to {your_place_of_eternal_doom_here} for being fornicators.
20. Loose jowls.
21. Mashed potatos.
22. Childbearing.
23. Promise Keepers.
24. Leopard-print leggings.
24. Did I mention fornication?
25. ...