Free at last!
Jun. 1st, 2001 11:38 amWoohoo! I finished my paper! I am done with school for the year! I am free!
I knew I could do it. Because I am a paper writing machine. I am a smacking paper-titty fucking machine...
Er... uh... yeah.
And it's a sexy paper too. It's all you can do to keep from licking it.
Well, that's not entirely true. I'm not entirely confident with the last couple of paragraphs.
But that's OK. Because I am a paper-writing machine.
All right... I know Tofani, at least, wanted to read it, so I'm attaching it to the end of this post. It's eight pages long, so if you want to, bypass it. I won't be hurt. But if you've got lots of time on your hands, curiosity, and much tolerance for stupidity, go on and read it. Here goes...
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I knew I could do it. Because I am a paper writing machine. I am a smacking paper-titty fucking machine...
Er... uh... yeah.
And it's a sexy paper too. It's all you can do to keep from licking it.
Well, that's not entirely true. I'm not entirely confident with the last couple of paragraphs.
But that's OK. Because I am a paper-writing machine.
All right... I know Tofani, at least, wanted to read it, so I'm attaching it to the end of this post. It's eight pages long, so if you want to, bypass it. I won't be hurt. But if you've got lots of time on your hands, curiosity, and much tolerance for stupidity, go on and read it. Here goes...
( Read more... )